Friday, August 29, 2014

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

theroadpavedwithwords:

I just wanted you all to know that you can totally finish that piece that you’re working on, because you are super talented and wonderful and there are people that love you that would love to read your story, and you should totally do it. 

Malcolm Reynolds gives some good life advice

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enjol-ras:

Whenever I see “write one interesting fact about yourself” I immediately forget everything that I’ve done and seen ever

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thatfunnyblog:

 

good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin

I. CANNOT. FUCKING. WAIT. FOR THIS.

GO WATCH THE TRAILER AKDJAIGKGGD!!!!

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ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

Thursday, August 28, 2014

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super-happy-ahegao-fun-club:

lychgate:

when you dont have enough money to pay for daycare AND dog sitting

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This by far the most fucked up post on the internet.

dreamingoftherain:

havemanymonkeys:

Good to know for planning reasons, continued and updated.

Neilsen has handily revamped their lists.

If you’re ready to binge watch, this is for you!

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shylocks:

if english isn’t your first language but you think and dream in english and sometimes have to mentally translate from english to your first language when speaking it as a consequence of your consistent exposure to the internet clap your hands

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen